男人很難取悅

兩性與生活

 
    

Men Are Hard To Pleased 男人很難取悅!! The problems with GUYS: 男人的問題是: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了. If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 對他不好,他說妳驕傲. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他. If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理論,他說妳固執 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦! If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聰明,他說那是小聰明 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聰明,他就是有智慧! If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不,他說妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳罵他,妳好象他奶媽 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他罵妳,是表示他“關心”妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳沒有守承諾,妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承諾,他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸煙,他是紳士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好,他說是實力! If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳傷害了他,表示妳很殘忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他傷害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 如果你寄這封信給男生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的.. but if u don't they say u are selfish..... 如果你不寄給他們,他們說妳自私..